Numbers

My chess rating is up, at least relative to the preceding ten years.

The Dow Jones Industrial Random Number Generator is also up, at least today, at least for now.

CSO’s web traffic is up, though I’d like more.

My IQ is presumably flat or receding.

I can do 2.3 miles followed by 160 pushups (4×40).

Wanna quantify every little thing you do? Wanna base your happiness on performance metrics? Wanna? Wanna?

6 Responses to “Numbers”


  1. 1 Liquid Egg Product April 2, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    I can 2.3 pushups followed by 160 miles.

  2. 2 Derek Slater April 2, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    That last .3 pushup is killer.

  3. 3 Derek Slater April 2, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    p.s. No matter it’s right and wrong. It’s not your turn to criticize me.

  4. 4 Howard Goldowsky April 3, 2009 at 5:59 am

    You know what? I haven’t looked at my portfolio nor my chess rating since mid January. It keeps the noise away, if you know what I mean. I already have enough buzzing in the ears.

    A short ode to chess performance noise:

    ELO

    Wall chart, pairing table,
    MFA page, Chess Life label,
    ICC window, that damn crosstable.

    Distraction from mating.
    Obnoxious kid: “What’s your rating?”

  5. 5 Derek Slater April 3, 2009 at 7:52 am

    Nice! Squarebrackets will be jealous.

  6. 6 blunderprone April 3, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    Congrats on the new high rating. I hit my highest level this month as well. Had I not blown enexcahnge during my game with “the Count P.” I would have taken my rating over 1800 for the first time. Gee, I even emulated my opponent in his honor, mimicking his attire, coiffure,and some of his manners. It would have had more of an impact had I won though.


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