Archive for January, 2012

USATE 2012 preview

I intended to skip the US Amateur Team East (USATE) tournament in Parsippany, NJ this year – time, money, practice, ennui.

However, I got invited to play on a team rated 2192 (thank you, Matt!). Can’t turn THAT down!

I don’t recall how many teams were over 2190 last year, but going back to a photo of the 2010 wall chart, 2192 would have seeded us 5th or 6th.

Will look forward to playing a game (or six) in the relative luxury behind the ropes. I may blog less this year and spend more time during the tournament drilling some new opening lines I have been waiting to spring on the unsuspecting.

And now, off to the laboratory

A mathematical content manifesto

{Writing, video, audio, graphics} + Brains = Content

{Writing, video, audio, graphics} – Brains = Crap

Brains + Data  = Analysis

Data – Brains = Counting

Brains + Search data + Interviews + Social = Audience analysis

Search data – Brains = Counting

Content + Audience analysis + UX/UI = Excellent content

UX/UI + Social + Clarity + Brains = Findability

Audience analysis + Findability = SEO

Findability – Excellent content = Crap

Goals + Content + Audience analysis + UX/UI + SEO + Social = Content strategy

Content strategy = Winning

Removing Brains at any stage = Crap

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons

Mr. Proofrock's Desk CalendarsI use a paper desk calendar.

When I get a new one at the start of the new year, I don’t throw away the old one.

Originally this was pragmatic (in January it’s still useful to see stuff from the previous December). Then it became funny to have a stack of them.

And then suddenly a decade went by.

And indeed there will be time

To wonder, “Do I dare?” and, “Do I dare?”

Time to turn back and descend the stair,

With a bald spot in the middle of my hair—

[They will say: "How his hair is growing thin!"]

My morning coat, my collar mounting firmly to the chin,

My necktie rich and modest, but asserted by a simple pin—

[They will say: "But how his arms and legs are thin!"]

Do I dare Disturb the universe? In a minute there is time

For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.

For I have known them all already, known them all;

Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;

I know the voices dying with a dying fall

Beneath the music from a farther room.

So how should I presume?

And I have known the eyes already, known them all—

The eyes that fix you in a formulated phrase,

And when I am formulated, sprawling on a pin,

When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall,

Then how should I begin

To spit out all the butt-ends of my days and ways?

And how should I presume?


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"You have departed from reality." - J. Gallant

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"You're kind of all over the place." - M.Kaprielian

"Bummer." - Anonymous Greg

"I read your blog and read and read, and finally I just said...I don't get it." - B.Brown

"Honestly, who cares?" - Nick

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