I am distressed to discover that Reassembler’s post Linguist of Fortune turns up #1 on the Google search – displacing the real Linguist of Fortune. I apologize to my brother Keith and all his fake linguist colleagues. I only meant to further publicize your intellectual achievement.
However I will now blatantly try to achieve the same effect on commercially viable phrases including
- How to win on the stock market!
- Where to buy an iPhone!
- Paris Hilton!
[Update: No luck so far. Drat.] [Double update: #45 and rising! See comments!]