The Central Libertarian Organization ™ is pleased to announced its formation. All members will be required to participate only in certified Libertarian ™ behaviors. Annual dues are $4 million per person to support activities such as the Libertarian Wiretapping Project ™, aimed at ferreting out anti-Libertarian sentiment in the general populace.
* Note for touchy people: This is purely for amusement. It’s not intended to further contribute to the rotten quality of political discourse in this country.