What? What’s that? Raisins?
My goodness, you’re still eating raisins?
Good heavens. Have you never had a dried sweetened cranberry?
A cranberry granola tollhouse cookie is the single greatest simple desert ever created. My wife makes them. I once announced by email that I’d put some in the office kitchen, and a stampede ensued.
Raisins have a few uses. Cuban sloppy joes, yes. Pineapple fried rice with golden raisins, yes. That’s about it. If you have any grapes handy, don’t dry them out – what a waste. Stomp on them and make wine and grappa.