3. Wizards of Waverly Place, Disney Channel. Whatever genetic gift made Dom Deluise a star, his son didn’t get it. Wizards gets on the list by narrow margin over anything involving Zach, Cody and their buddy Brenda Song. (For the record, The Suite Life had one or two seasons with some clever bits. Then the writing disintegrated.)
2. Happily Never After. Saw it in the theater; the parts where I was awake sucked. Runnerup in the movie category: The Wild.
1. Yo Gabba Gabba. Please God, make it stop.
(Postscript: Am I getting really negative? I’ll post something happy next. Promise.)